SURF TRIP DOWN TO MEXICO

I was driving in my car with Jim Morrison and Adolf Hitler in the back seat, Kurt Cobain and Albert Einstein were in the front, of course they made me drive. We were driving to Mexico. I was driving while Hitler was yelling out the window, nigger Jew bastards. I looked back in disgust and saw Jim smiling as usual. Jim said isn't it amazing that the car has enough energy in it to launch a million cliches with all these personalities. I said yeah Jim, too much personality. Jim said it's like riders on the storm with one killer inside.

Sketch by Laurence (click to enlarge)

I said Hitler didn't really kill anybody with his own hands.
Albert said, yes, he did it with his mind.
Hitler said,"Yes, I did, that's smart for a Jew.
Albert said, "Yes, a Jew that won the war for America, ha ha."
Jim said, "Ya, asshole. By the way, how's your one nut!"
Hitler said, "Well, I'd rather have one nut then a diseased cock, you piece of shit. You screwed so many ignorant woman!"
Jim shouted back, "Well at least I didn't screw UP A WORLD!" he laughed.
"Oh ya, it would have been beautiful," Albert snapped back sarcastically, "Oh yes, with killing camp machines all over the world."
Kurt said, "You know Hitler, maybe if you got along with your supposedly Jewish father better you would have not had such a negative opinion of Jews."
Albert said, "There called Israelites or Hebrews, Jew is a world like the word Nigger, they used it during the 1st Christian Crusade."
Hitler yelled back "My father was a pure Aryan man!"
Kurt said, "Oh yeah, right."

I just kept driving and hoped the atmosphere would get better. My ears hurt with pleasure, if that makes sense. It's like a car wreck and you just got to see the bodies. To get onto a new subject I asked the guys if they ever surfed.

Sketch by Laurence (click to enlarge)

Kurt said, "Well, I had a chance in Hawaii with Courtney but I was too stoned out of my mind. I had to get stoned on that honeymoon. I was marrying a psycho bitch but, thinking about it, I would have been a pretty good surfer."
Hitler said, "Its a waste of time and was created by island monkeys."
Jim got excited and said, "Ya! Let's all surf naked, take Viagra, and see who has the biggest cock! Show me your cock Adolf, please..."
Albert giggled and Kurt said, "Yes, let's do it. I want to see your one ball, Hitler."
Adolf said, "You are a homosexual and in my world you would have been dead along time ago, before I gassed the Juden."

I asked Hitler if he ever has fun.

He replied, "Of course I do, when I am with friends in the beer house and we are talking about good old Germany and art that doesn't involve slimy Jewishness."
"Jesus, you are really fucked up, Adolf." stated Jim.
Adolf pounced back at Jim, "Yes, it's all about Jesus. How do you think I got rid of 6 million? He helped me."
As Adolf laughed, Jim said, "I guess you are one of the bad Christians. Well, a good fart right now will tell us that we're all human right about now."
Hitler looked over at him and screamed, "You Scottish pig don't! Don't do it!"
Jim said, "It's my way of teaching you a lesson."

We all laughed and I thought to myself, what an interesting world.

A Dream I Had

Laurence Neal Pokras